I couldn't sleep last night. I don't know if it's because i went to bed at 7pm or because i dreamed that i was hitting on a beautiful girl in my dream, and in the dream i was asking myself, why am i hitting on a girl? well I woke up at 1,3,4, and finally 6. Time to get up when I think i can finally fall asleep.
So this morning i change things up a bit and dance to Pink instead of Fergie while i'm getting ready, a little less arms in the air waving around and a little more angry, i am woman hear me roar dancing, unfortunately things jiggle a little more than they are supposed to with that kind of dancing so i stopped shortly after beginning and just sang along with the right attitude!
Discovery- If you have been off of cheese or dairy products for awhile and your diet has strictly been of steamed veggies and healthier foods, I recommend NOT eating 4 slices of cheese pizza in one setting. It's been haunting me for 3 days now and feels like a rock is making a home for itself in my stomach.
Since it's been quite a while since i've blogged i have a few things i might mention that doesn't really relate to my day today.
Let's start with scented hand lotion. I believe it must be made only for the women who don't wear perfume!!! Problem is, I wear perfume and i LOVE scented hand lotion. Do i have to choose? what if my hands are dry in the afternoon and this lotion is sitting in front of me and i already have perfume on , do my hands just stay dry, or do i overwhelm everone within a 2 mile radius of me with "secret wonderland hand creme" and "be delicious" perfume? I of course choose to overwhelm.
I hate it when i have a funny response to something someone says while they are walking by because it never works out quite right. you know you only have about 7 seconds to get your funny reply out before the person has to actually stop to listen to what you are saying so you shorten your hilarious reply, maybe you shorten it a little too much until you realize not only was it not funny but it couldn't be counted as a complete sentence since you're still mumbling the rest of it under your breath and the person is walking away thinking "what did that mean? Maybe I shouldn't make eye contact anymore" the best solution to this problem is only chuckle at what the passerby has to say or maybe a short comment such as "that's right" or "how'd you know" or even "pretty much". 2, 3 words at most is your only way of not feeling like a complete moron with nothing funny to say.
I'll finish this blog up with a simple piece of advice. If you are unsure at all, don't even start speaking!!
